So, if you look at this paper's time date, you will notice that it a little bit late. If you really want to know why, I've the most interesting story for ya.
You see, I was walking along merrily, listening to my CD player and carrying around a little bag with four other CDs, when some crazy guy (I think his name was Joshua Ware) decided to pick me up and toss me down a conveniently placed well. That well was pretty deep, about 50 yards, I'd say. I was falling for a few seconds. But, I landed on something soft, and survived, amazingly enough! I don't know what I landed on, and frankly, I didn't care. I was alive!
When I stood up to look around, I noticed an archway. This was no common archway, either. It seemed to be made of some sort of silvery substance, and it glowed. When I moved over closer to the arch, I noticed it was a liquid, Mercury I believe, and the glowing came from beyond the arch, and was only reflecting off the Mercury.
So, I being the idiot that I am, decide to follow the path through the archway. It went on for what seemed to be miles, and there were strips of what I can only guess were all of the elements. I saw gold, silver, aluminum. When I got to what I assumed were the Lanthanide and Actinides, I decided to start running, to avoid any radiation poisoning. I soon-well, it wasn't really soon, it was more of a later, so I later arrived at the end of the multi-elemented tunnel.
When I arrived at the end, I was in complete surprise! I never would have expected to find this room!
I walk into this room, and this is what I see! Even the labels were there! I wanted to spend many, many hours studying this exquisite room, so I did. I tried to find where everything that went "off drawing" went to.
For example, if you look closely, you will see the outlet, with a cord coming out of it. That cord is very fringy, making a a fire hazard! I wanted to see where the mysterious cord led to, but when I got to the end of the striped wall and floor, there was nothing but white. No cord, no room, nothing! I took a few steps forward, thinking I was just blind for a sec. I wasn't thinking about looking at my hand until after I took those steps, I then gave myself a V8 smack. When I turned around, I couldn't find the strange room. I had to fumble every which way! It could have been for hours or days, I don't know. I never got hungry though.
After a time, I finally made it back to the room, and decided I was done examining it, after that escapade.
As I was leaving, I walked past a doormat, inside the house. I should have been suspicious, but I wasn't; I was just trying to get out of there!
All of a sudden, the doormat hollered at me, "Hi! I'm Mat!"
I nearly died of a heart attack. I spun around and tried to figure out who said that, but there was nobody there, except for what was labeled as a priceless masterpiece. Honestly, it looked like the art of a two year old! I think it was supposed to be on old lady. The piece was labeled "Picasso on Crack" which, I guess, explained a lot.
When I looked at the doormat, it shouted at me once again, "Hi! I'm Mat!"
After seeing that, I decided that the radiation got to me, and it was time to leave! I sprinted all the way though the 311 elemental rings in the hallway to make it back to the well.
But then I remembered something. I have no way out. I've got a CD player, five CDs, and some head phones. Heck, I didn't even know where the well was located (cursed English professors and their confusing ways)!
So, I did what any light, sensible person would do. OH! Do you know how rare that is, to find a light sensible person! That is nearly an oxymoron! Most light people don't have enough sense to keep their body healthy, and most sensible people are sensible enough to eat. Yes, there are the exception: the people who are light naturally, for example! Kara Maddox is both light, and sensible, as is Katelyn Delaney! But, I digress.
I used my headphones and a CD as a grappling hook and step. I would toss the earphones as far as I could, and climb up. Then, when I reached the end of it, I would stick a CD there to balance myself on. I managed to make it up the well side in about three hours, when I noticed it was 11 pm, on a Sunday night. This meant that I was trapped down the well for two days! I wasn't even hungry, either! Maybe I was affected by the radiation.
As soon as I escaped from the well, I ran to the nearest computer to tell of my adventure! And as a warning to all, be ware of man named Joshua Ware! He is an evil man who forces us to take five CDs or Tapes down a well or onto a desert island with no reason!
You see, I was walking along merrily, listening to my CD player and carrying around a little bag with four other CDs, when some crazy guy (I think his name was Joshua Ware) decided to pick me up and toss me down a conveniently placed well. That well was pretty deep, about 50 yards, I'd say. I was falling for a few seconds. But, I landed on something soft, and survived, amazingly enough! I don't know what I landed on, and frankly, I didn't care. I was alive!
When I stood up to look around, I noticed an archway. This was no common archway, either. It seemed to be made of some sort of silvery substance, and it glowed. When I moved over closer to the arch, I noticed it was a liquid, Mercury I believe, and the glowing came from beyond the arch, and was only reflecting off the Mercury.
So, I being the idiot that I am, decide to follow the path through the archway. It went on for what seemed to be miles, and there were strips of what I can only guess were all of the elements. I saw gold, silver, aluminum. When I got to what I assumed were the Lanthanide and Actinides, I decided to start running, to avoid any radiation poisoning. I soon-well, it wasn't really soon, it was more of a later, so I later arrived at the end of the multi-elemented tunnel.
When I arrived at the end, I was in complete surprise! I never would have expected to find this room!
I walk into this room, and this is what I see! Even the labels were there! I wanted to spend many, many hours studying this exquisite room, so I did. I tried to find where everything that went "off drawing" went to.For example, if you look closely, you will see the outlet, with a cord coming out of it. That cord is very fringy, making a a fire hazard! I wanted to see where the mysterious cord led to, but when I got to the end of the striped wall and floor, there was nothing but white. No cord, no room, nothing! I took a few steps forward, thinking I was just blind for a sec. I wasn't thinking about looking at my hand until after I took those steps, I then gave myself a V8 smack. When I turned around, I couldn't find the strange room. I had to fumble every which way! It could have been for hours or days, I don't know. I never got hungry though.
After a time, I finally made it back to the room, and decided I was done examining it, after that escapade.
As I was leaving, I walked past a doormat, inside the house. I should have been suspicious, but I wasn't; I was just trying to get out of there!
All of a sudden, the doormat hollered at me, "Hi! I'm Mat!"
I nearly died of a heart attack. I spun around and tried to figure out who said that, but there was nobody there, except for what was labeled as a priceless masterpiece. Honestly, it looked like the art of a two year old! I think it was supposed to be on old lady. The piece was labeled "Picasso on Crack" which, I guess, explained a lot.
When I looked at the doormat, it shouted at me once again, "Hi! I'm Mat!"
After seeing that, I decided that the radiation got to me, and it was time to leave! I sprinted all the way though the 311 elemental rings in the hallway to make it back to the well.
But then I remembered something. I have no way out. I've got a CD player, five CDs, and some head phones. Heck, I didn't even know where the well was located (cursed English professors and their confusing ways)!
So, I did what any light, sensible person would do. OH! Do you know how rare that is, to find a light sensible person! That is nearly an oxymoron! Most light people don't have enough sense to keep their body healthy, and most sensible people are sensible enough to eat. Yes, there are the exception: the people who are light naturally, for example! Kara Maddox is both light, and sensible, as is Katelyn Delaney! But, I digress.
I used my headphones and a CD as a grappling hook and step. I would toss the earphones as far as I could, and climb up. Then, when I reached the end of it, I would stick a CD there to balance myself on. I managed to make it up the well side in about three hours, when I noticed it was 11 pm, on a Sunday night. This meant that I was trapped down the well for two days! I wasn't even hungry, either! Maybe I was affected by the radiation.
As soon as I escaped from the well, I ran to the nearest computer to tell of my adventure! And as a warning to all, be ware of man named Joshua Ware! He is an evil man who forces us to take five CDs or Tapes down a well or onto a desert island with no reason!
